Ask @elvispretzeley:

If you found a wallet full of cash and an ID, would you feel guilty for keeping it if you needed money?

Destiny
ive found a few wallets in my day and i have always returned them intact.
imo "needing the money" is a lose term. ive heard people say they "need" money for basic shit like "rice" as they pull out thier iphones for which they have a $250 data plan and drive a brand new car.

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If someone brought you a present you didn't like, how would you react if they were there to see it?

Destiny
one of the things i loathe most in this world is receiving anything from anyone present wise. there is nothing that i want and the fact that someone had to spend time and money on my only proliferates this.
but i will always show gratitude. and have to buy them something immediately to feel "even".

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Who is your favorite YouTuber?

i think the term is specific to a "personality" of some sorts and i dont subscribe to any such mamons.
one of my fav channels though is mma digest. he posts these little compact vids with all the days news. he edits them up into a really top notch brew with a pinch of earnestness, dash of inspiration, and a strong shot of comedy.
ive followed him for a really long time now and he has come a hellava long way. really talented individual and ive said it to him many times that i see him continuing to climb the media ranks. wish him the best and i sincerely hope he gets a break into a higher level medium. but its always who you know....

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Are there any brands or companies that you boycott? Why do you refuse to do business with them?

no. I just won't buy brands that are expensive for the sake of being expensive so they can recoup their marketing costs.
I usually buy generic products which I have found in most cases to be a superior product anyway.
I believe "name brand" products rely on their household name appeal and growing it via commercial advertising more than focusing solely an ever improving quality product.

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If you dance with cakes, does that make you the ballerina in your profile picture? And did you draw it? :P

Destiny
yes i am the ballerina. and no i did not draw it. its a depiction of one of my most famous performances. it was drawn by an aspiring artist who was in the audience at the time.
the cake did not last the evening. the capstone to my act is always to feast upon its still beating heart on stage. so yum.

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Do you feel bad today?

Destiny
i feel okay. much better than i would have thought. but i just go on as per usual. i find that trying to rest only makes my fevers higher. idk but moving around and exhausting myself seems to help idk why. yesterday i was a plumber, today i was a gardener. tomorrow i dont really have shit to do so probably be a couch/chair/bed potato.
maybe ill listen to some audio books. i was listening to 1408 last night but i sorta half drift off and its p much useless following. maybe during the day i will have better luck.

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Do loud noises such as those of fireworks disturb you, or do you not mind?

Destiny
id rather have complete silence and just hear things that im doing/watching/listening to. when the phone rings the first though that goes through my head every time is to smash it. not even joking.
and every time it rings my reaction is to mutter out loud one of the following: mother fucker, god dammit, fucking shit, god damn mother fucking shit, jesus fucking christ, fucks sake, and oooh goodie gum drops.

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